Back of the Bus

It’s that time again. It’s time for another Vagrant Variety Show! This time its going to be bigger and better and drunker.

This July 14th GET VAGRANT with a night of Music, Comedy, Magic, Burlesque, Crazy Contests, a Super Secret Celebrity Guest, and whatever won’t get us in trouble with the parole board!! That’s right our little Vagrants, Vagrant Variety & Needle Exchange are now at the Launchpad!


With
Hosts
Ann Gora & Xavier Wyntir

Music
Leeches of Lore
Cranial Smash Device
DJ Brian Botkiller

Comedy
Kevin Kennedy
Sarah Kennedy
Black Mike
Mike Long
Rusty Rutherford
Matt Peterson

Featuring Acts From:

Holly Rebelle
Vivian Mirann
Back Of The Bus
Pavel Ivanocich Kosachev
Wil Albarez
Sara 1Love

& More!

21+
Show begins promptly at 9pm.
$10

Vagrant Variety: No Regard. No Regrets. No Refunds.

Our first email;

Hello,

I´ve saw some your shows, they are really good. Are you able to do the balloon swallowing trick?

Friendly,

Dennis

To which I responded;

Yes but we swallow with our vaginas or assholes depending on the time of the month. Thanks for coming! Be sure to tell all your friends.

I know it’s most likely spam or some weird as thing but it’s nice to be noticed. *sniff*

Tell your friends.

http://www.tumblr.com/directory/recommend/comedians/backofthebus

And please recommend Back of the Bus to be featured in the tumblr directory. Thanks!

Unfortunately, our ad got pulled on Craigslist, but you can still respond through email.

While it was up, we got two responses.

From Kriss:

I meet all your qualifications except’n I’m not cute, and I’m not gonna send you a shot of Down There.  Do I get the job?

From Bry:

Hahahahaha!
That sounds like heaven, …..but the face and genitals part? Really? I mean I’d even go as far as to wipe your ass, but my privacy? Hmmmmmm.

So kids remember to email Back of the Bus at backofthebusburlesque at gmail dot com and send those genital pics!

Ann Gora placed an ad on Craigslist for an Adult.

We Need An Adult. (ABQ)

Burlesque ne’er do wells Ann Gora and General Blackery are looking for an ADULT.

Must be able to cook, do laundry, bring us drinks and nachos, stop us from gluing ourselves to ourselves, find things we lose, grab things we can’t reach, take stains out of ANYTHING, give good driving directions, rub our feet, brush our hair, and put us to bed. Experience in full body glitter application a plus, but not necessary.

Male, Female, or Other but must be cute and have a pleasant singing voice.

NO SPAM! Send pic of your face and genitals so that we know you are FOR REAL.

NO PAY.

Please respond to the ad or email us directly with face and genital pics to : backofthebusburlesque at gmail dot com.

All responses and pictures will be posted on this here tumblr. Start responding!

The Vagrant Variety show on November 12th was amazing. It was so amazing, Lotus has picked up Vagrant Variety for a monthly variety/comedy show. FUCK YEAH!

So ladies and gents get ready for Vagrant Variety LIVE at Lotus November 27th.

Featuring stand-up comedy from Kevin Kennedy, T-Gram, Sarah Kennedy, Black Mike, and “The Caveman Of Comedy” Markus Jennings.

Performances by Brad Weston, Pavel Ivanocich Kosachev “Russia’s #1 Childrens Entertainter!”, Back Of The Bus, Ann Gora, and more!

Special Musical guest Julian Singer-Corbin and his flying guitar!

$10 cover , 21+ , 2 drink minimum. 7:30-10:00pm

Spread it around like your #1 bottom bitch!